function rand(n) {
  seed = (0x015a4e35*seed)%0x7fffffff;
  return (seed>>16)%n;
}
function makearray(len) {
        for (var i=0;i<len;i++) this[i] = null;
        this.length = len;
	this.ind = 0;
}

quotes = new makearray(49);
quotes[0]  = "Dancing is a relatively safe form of intoxication - Copeland & Cohen";
quotes[1]  = "Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett";
quotes[2]  = "There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them - Vicki Baum";
quotes[3]  = "We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams. - Author Unknown";
quotes[4]  = "To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful. This is power, it is glory on earth and it is yours for the taking. - Agnes De Mille";
quotes[5]  = "Let us read and let us dance — two amusements that will never do any harm to the world. - Voltaire";
quotes[6]  = "If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution - Emma Goldman";
quotes[7]  = "Any problem in the world can be solved by dancing - James Brown";
quotes[8]  = "There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good - Edwin Denby";
quotes[9]  = "Dancers are the athletes of God - Albert Einstein";	
quotes[10] = "Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance - Dave Barry";
quotes[11] = "I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
quotes[12] = "Life may not be the party we asked for, but while we are here we should dance - Author Unknown";
quotes[13] = "Dancing is like dreaming with your feet - Constanze";
quotes[14] = "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
quotes[15] = "I should not believe in a God who does not dance - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
quotes[16] = "Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. - Author Unknown";
quotes[17] = "Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching - Crystal Boyd";
quotes[18] = "Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance - Mr. Miyagi, The Next Karate Kid, 1994";
quotes[19] = "We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance - Japanese Proverb"; 
quotes[20] = "You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart - Author Unknown";
quotes[21] = "Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire - George Bernard Shaw";
quotes[22] = "Dance is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made - Ted Shawn";
quotes[23] = "Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays - George Balanchine";
quotes[24] = "To dance is to be out of yourself. Larger, more beautiful, more powerful - Agnes De Mille";
quotes[25] = "I just put my feet in the ground and move them around - Fred Astaire";
quotes[26] = "Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another - Author Unknown";
quotes[27] = "It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer - Shanna LaFleur";
quotes[28] = "Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health - it rusts your spirit and your hips - Adabella Radici";
quotes[29] = "Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals - Charles Baudelaire";
quotes[30] = "Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett";
quotes[31] = "Dancing is the poetry of the foot - John Dryden";
quotes[32] = "Dance is the hidden language of the soul - Martha Graham";
quotes[33] = "The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word - Mata Hari";
quotes[34] = "And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche";
quotes[35] = "Talk about dance? Dance is not something to talk about. Dance is to dance. - Peter Saint James";
quotes[36] = "Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room - Kurt Vonnegut";
quotes[37] = "They who love dancing too much seem to have more brains in their feet than in their head - Terence";
quotes[38] = "If dancing were any easier it would be called football - Author Unknown";
quotes[39] = "Never give a sword to a man who can't dance - Confucius";
quotes[40] = "Human beings, vegetables, or comic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player - Albert Einstein";
quotes[41] = "You haven't got anything to dance about until you're over thirty-five anyway - Bert Balladine";
quotes[42] = "While I dance I cannot judge, I cannot hate, I cannot separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. That is why I dance. - Hans Bos";
quotes[43] = "Introduce yourself. You could be dancing with your future ex-spouse. - Author Unknown";
quotes[44] = "Neminem saltare sobrius, nisi forte insanit. No sober man dances, unless he happens to be mad. - Cicero";
quotes[45] = "Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain." ;
quotes[46] = "Socrates learned to dance when he was seventy because he felt that an essential part of himself had been neglected. - Author Unknown";
quotes[47] = "Dancing is the world's favorite metaphor - Kristy Nilsson"
quotes[48] = "Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance - Carl Sandburg"

seed = (new Date()).getTime() %0xffffffff;

document.write(quotes[rand ( quotes.length )]);